So instead, I offer you this list of twelve things about SEX CRIMINALS in general and THREE THE HARD WAY in specific:
1. If you're not familiar with the comic, it's probably not about what you think it's about. Some people can stop time with their orgasms. Some of these time-stopping orgasm people (namely, Suzie and Jon) use their powers to rob banks. They use sex to commit crimes, but they don’t commit sex crimes because consent is really important.
Also, some other time-stopping orgasm people strongly disagree with how Suzie and Jon use their sex powers.
2. It's hilarious. I laughed long and hard all while I read this third volume. Long. And. Hard. Suzie would approve.
3. You maybe don’t want to start here, since there’s been a lot of backstory so far and it might not be as funny if you don’t know the context in which these characters live their lives. But I mean, you can start here. I just wouldn't recommend it if you want the full effect.
4. There are a lot of penes in this volume.